Wednesday, October 07, 2020

I See Weed

PHOTO PROMPT © Sandra Crook


Me mate Dazza was spewing.  One look at his face and I knew he was having a Barry Crocker

Normally Dazza is one of those fellows who rarely gets flustered by what’s thrown at him. It’s true that he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed but as long as his simple needs are met he is a happy little vegemite.

Dazza mate, what’s up buddy? 

It’s that Bazza mate. 

But he is not here with us. 

Yeah but here we are stranded in bloody Woop Woop, all because he sold us a furphy about plentiful supply of weed here.

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Written for Friday Fictioneers. Word Count : 100

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I'd love read what you think about this post...

62 comments :

  1. Dear Subroto,

    I think this whole story is a furphy. Thank you for the Australian slang lesson. Quite the Barry Crocker, this story. :D Love it.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Thanks Rochelle I am stoked you liked it.

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  2. Yay for slang-lesson! :) Fun!

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    1. No Worries Na'ama thanks for reading.

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  3. Furphy? Nice dialogue, even though I don't get it all!

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    1. No dramas Liz thanks for reading and commenting.

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  4. If it rains he'll need his plesty crine coat

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    1. Ha! Ha! Neil lets stalk Strine now ;-)

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  5. Brilliant Aussie story! So refreshing to read. Thanks for making me laugh out loud.

    Susan A Eames at
    Travel, Fiction and Photos

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    1. Bonza, mate, that's a ripper of a comment.

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  6. I read it in their Aussie accents. Great fun :-)

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    1. Gdonya mite glad you liked it.

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  7. Love all the Aussie slang! Thanks.
    Ronda

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    1. Thanks for reading Ronda, good onya.

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  8. That was a fun one, Subroto. My Aussie slang was in need of a reminder...

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    1. Thanks Dale, I hope it was a fair dinkum reminder.

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  9. Totally enjoyed this trip to Oz, or should I say Woop Woop! :)

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    1. Thanks Dora, maybe you should come over to Woop Woop for some Brekky.

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  10. It's like a different language! I'm sure I never heard any of these terms on "Neighbours"... :-)
    I liked the title, shame it was the wrong sort of "weed"!

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    1. Stone the flamin' crows Ali you should switch over to 'Home and Away' ;-)

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  11. Poor old Dazza, chundering like that. You wrote a great take on the prompt - thanks for the laugh!

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    1. That's a ripper of a comment Penny. Thanks for reading.

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  12. Highly entertaining. I now feel I can surprise my Aussie mates next time I see them. :)

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    1. Thanks Sandra next time you see them start by doing a cooee ;-)

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  13. Brilliant, loved the slang - now that I know what it means! Perfect title too. I might have a go at cockney rhyming slang next week!

    Here's mine!

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    1. That's a great idea Keith, av a go at it.

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  14. Fun piece of wiring and a language lesson too. PHEW !!!
    Have a great day … Be Safe
    Isadora ��

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    1. Thanks for your comments Isadora, good On ya.

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  15. Guess Bazza was not specific about the weed he was talking about. A nice lesson in Australian slang.

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    1. Yeah Dazza is as mad as a cut snake about that. Thanks for reading and commenting Bernadette.

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  16. Love the title, love the characters, and especially love the Australian slang!

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    1. Sweet as Linda I am glad you liked it.

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  17. A fun read! I'm unfamiliar with Aussie slang, so the links were more than a little helpful.

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    1. Thanks Magarisa bless your cotton socks for reading.

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