Friday, November 22, 2013

The Ikea Treatment



What? Ya think it’s easy being a mob hit man? Just rock up with a gun and shoot dem dead?  Hell any moron with a gun can do dat.  It's not who ya shoot, it's who ya leave behind that matters.  Dem survivors gotta be so scared dat they don't cross ya no more. 

So dis guy thinks he’s got the looks to pull the ladies in.

The Boss tells me to preserve his looks for eternity.  We just put him in a cast and made him easy to assemble again. 

Dat playmate of Boss, she ain’t going nowhere soon.




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Written for Friday Fictioneers.  Word count 100.

8 comments :

  1. Dear Subroto,

    Now there's revenge. I've heard of cement overshoes, but this takes it above and beyond.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Thank you and as always thanks for providing the prompt.

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  2. All the others want to get rid of them dead bodies, but showing off is a different approach, like it

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  3. Funny and original take!

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  4. Thanks for reading it.

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