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“Bread? You want to write a story about bread? Are you running out of dough?”
I knew that was coming.
“It’s for my weekly fiction write. I don’t knead to give you any explanations.”
“So it’s naan of my business then?”
“Cut the crepe, I asked because I value your opinion.”
“Really? Cos your response was a bit crusty.”
I should have walked away but I was on a roll now.
“We could go on for flours but I need ideas.”
“Deflecting, now that is a bread herring.”
“Use that rye sense of humour of yours and stop loafing
around.”
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Written for Friday Fictioneers Word Count : 100.
I know, I know you are all reading this and going "crumb again?". Some of you probably want to bánh mì from writing again but it was getting really late and I wanted put an entry in, even an half-baked one.
I still need support for my entry in the Indian Blogger Awards 2017 run by Indiblogger. Please vote for me by commenting on my entry page here.
To read the other freshly baked stories this week click here
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Written for Friday Fictioneers Word Count : 100.
I know, I know you are all reading this and going "crumb again?". Some of you probably want to bánh mì from writing again but it was getting really late and I wanted put an entry in, even an half-baked one.
I still need support for my entry in the Indian Blogger Awards 2017 run by Indiblogger. Please vote for me by commenting on my entry page here.
To read the other freshly baked stories this week click here
And if you are still crusty here is a peace offering by Bread
very clever
ReplyDeleteThanks Neil. I'll toast that comment.
DeleteHaha, loads of fun, made me smile :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks Alistair. I was hoping people would roll on the floor loafing but a smile is good too.
DeleteHaha, excellent :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks Iain, I am glad you liked this little slice of humour.
DeleteClever stuff!
ReplyDeleteThanks Sandra. Not too kneady?
DeleteDear Subroto,
ReplyDeleteHot crossed puns in not one, but two languages. I'm impressed. Groans and laughter as you've spread it on thick. You heel. On a roll indeed. Definitely from the upper crust. Oh dear! You have me lowering myself to your pun level. ;)
Shalom,
Rochelle
Thanks Rochelle I am glad that worked and the buns weren't stale. I feel like Bread Pitt already.
DeleteSome people would have given us a few puns, but you gave us a wholemeal of them. As for that Indian Blogger award, I hope you baguette, Subroto.
ReplyDeleteThanks Penny I lavash the way you think.
DeleteI dunno what's funnier... your whole story or Rochelle's response. You make a fine team... (I won't even attempt to join in!)
ReplyDeleteThanks Dale. Join us it's the yeast you can do.
DeleteHilarious, and extremely well done. I tip my hat to you.
ReplyDeleteThanks Russell, I just hope I have not mis-spelt anything.
DeleteAlso many thanks for commenting on my blog award entry page.