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The boat was ready to sail. Except I just had too many question to ask of the Captain. My mates were getting restless and screamed at me to “stop anchoraging the Captain.”
Moi? They had to barge in the conversation to tell me this? I could keel for this and still be
justified.
I could feel the anchor
rising in my eyes.
The Captain? He may
not have been a pretty buoy but nothing bothered him. His calmness was oar-inspiring. Pier pressure
had no impact on him.
“I didn’t do it on porpoise,” I screamed back.
I kid you knot.
I took a punt this week and decided to go overboard with the nauty words. It's in shark contrast to what I normally do. But schooner or later it was bound to happen. If you harbour feelings for other writers this week click here.
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Written for Friday Fictioneers Word Count : 100.
I took a punt this week and decided to go overboard with the nauty words. It's in shark contrast to what I normally do. But schooner or later it was bound to happen. If you harbour feelings for other writers this week click here.
Dear Subroto,
ReplyDeleteSchooner or later? I could keel...OMG I'm laughing my puns off! Most excellent, Squire.
Shalom,
Rochelle
I hope it didn't hurt your scull Rochelle. Thanks for the comment I am glad you liked it.
DeleteHohoho, eye-rolling and laughing at the same time. Nicely done.
ReplyDeleteIt's shore good to multi-task. Thanks for reading and commenting Iain.
DeleteA pretty drollery
ReplyDeleteThanks Neil its good to sea your comment.
DeleteOh Subroto! I started reading this, thinking... what the....?
ReplyDeleteYou kill me... Can't help but laugh, you silly man!
Thanks Dale I think I was guided by Cod when I wrote this.
DeleteHilarious play with words. Very nice.
ReplyDeleteThanks Melody, it did go swimmingly.
DeleteWalk the plank - you did well.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mike, I had reel fun writing this.
DeleteI love this, begginning to end. Can't stop laughing. Very nauty indeed.
ReplyDeleteYou wrecken? Thanks for reading Gabriele I am glad you liked it.
DeleteClapping. :-)
ReplyDeleteFerry kind of you YS.
DeletePuntastic...
ReplyDeletePunny things happen all the time. Thanks for reading Björn.
DeleteNow, every time I need a good laugh I will come back to this tail and read it aloud with a pirate accent. What a hoot!
ReplyDeleteRrr I am glad you got hooked Magaly.
DeleteHa! I'll have to remember to read this one out loud to my kids. They'll get a huge kick out of the punny language.
ReplyDeleteThanks Rommy we will make pundits out of your kids yet.
DeleteHa ha, very clever, nice one :-)
ReplyDeleteVery kind of you to say so Alistair about this piece of Ship.
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