PHOTO PROMPT © Roger Bultot |
Sing a song of
sixpence
A pocket full of rye
“Putain!” Monsieur Auguste gave a one fingered salute to the
birds.
“Imbecile flying turd buckets,” he muttered angrily.
It hadn’t always been like this. The leisurely walk to work from his quarters
to main kitchen had been a source of pleasure.
The immaculate gardens with its beautiful flowers always gave a reason
to smile. That happiness was then reflected
in the food he created.
But for the past year the avian menace was getting to him.
“What’s for dinner?” inquired the King.
“Four and twenty
blackbirds baked in a pie”
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Written for Friday Fictioneers Word Count : 100
Sometimes one must look at the funny side of life no matter what it throws at you.
Sometimes one must look at the funny side of life no matter what it throws at you.