Friday, December 14, 2018

Shady Deals

Copyright –Douglas M. MacIlroy
I blame the internet.  Really I do.  Suddenly Google has turned us all into experts.  Jack of all trades and masters of none. 

But I am ranting now. I’ve noticed it’s happening a bit after crossing certain age and I’ve really begin to appreciate my own opinions.

It all started with that book and him saying we too need to spice up our life.

Spice! It’s not enough that I cook those dishes with aromatic spices for him and tubby thinks I should turn tricks at my age!


Next time he won’t be ordering kinky ball and chain set online. 

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Word Count : 100.


Here we are at another week of the Friday Fictioneers and heading into the new year's countdown.  I've gone the slightly cheeky route for this week.  To read the other Fictioneers this week click here. 

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  1. Neil MacDonald7:28 am

    I liked the name tubby

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    1. Subroto6:08 am

      Thanks Neil. For some the name fits well :-)

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  2. Dale11:13 am

    hahahaha!
    Just trying to keep things "spicy" after a few years!

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    1. Subroto6:09 am

      Thanks Dale, I give full marks to tubby for effort.

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  3. lisarey1990@gmail.com1:15 pm

    This made me smile. Great write.

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    1. Subroto6:22 am

      Thank you Lisa, I am glad you liked it.

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  4. Iain Kelly3:19 pm

    Quite the demanding tubby hubby!

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    1. Subroto6:23 am

      The tubby hubby loves her very much ;-)

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  5. Violet Lentz3:29 pm

    Remember, Google is a search engine, not a truth engine. Tell the tubby it lied!!! LOL!!

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    1. Subroto6:24 am

      Woah! Google lied? Not possible, everything on internet is the absolute truth :-)

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  6. Linda3:00 pm

    Awww. Tubby? Geez. Poor guy.

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  7. Yellow Tiger3:54 am

    He asked for spice and she thought he meant in the dinner! How wrong can you be? Poor tubby.

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    1. Subroto7:08 am

      Oh she understands what he wants, but maybe he has not considered what she wants. Thanks for reading and commenting.

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  8. Jo Hawk10:22 am

    Sounds like Tubby likes the cooking at least Ha. Nice write.

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    1. Subroto1:45 pm

      Tubby wants to grow, in many ways, thanks for your comments Jo.

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  9. brudberg12:09 pm

    I think the spice is getting a bit too hot.

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    1. Subroto2:12 pm

      Ha! Ha! You may be right there Björn.

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  10. Rochelle Wisoff-Fields3:12 am

    Dear Subroto,

    The internet has us all self-diagnosing, doesn't it? Tubby? It sounds like the honeymoon has long been over. Well done.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Subroto2:13 pm

      We've outsourced our brains to Google. Thanks for your comments Rochelle, I am glad you liked it.

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